`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: Other things just make you swear and curse All mimsy were the borogoves, When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble give a whistle And the mome raths outgrabe. This will help things turn out for the best "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! Always look on the bright side of life The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Always look on the right side of life Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten The frumious Bandersnatch!" And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing He took his vorpal sword in hand: When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly, chumps Long time the manxome foe he sought -- Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing So rested he by the Tumtum tree, So, always look on the bright side of death And stood awhile in thought. Just before you draw your terminal breath And, as in uffish thought he stood, Life's a counterfeit and when you look at it The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Life's a laugh and death's the joke, it's true Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, You see, it's all a show, keep them laughing as you go And burbled as it came! Just remember the last laugh is on you One, two! One, two! And through and through Always look on the bright side of life The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! And always look on the right side of life He left it dead, and with its head Always look on the bright side of life He went galumphing back. And always look on the right side of life